I’ve Got AMD
This song started as a joke after I’d come up with this term to describe what everybody I know had turned into. Now I realize it is as full of truth as anything I’ve written.
I’ve got Facebook on my phone
I always text when I’m alone
I take a selfie with my spouse
I’d Instagram if I knew how
I’m on my phone for hours
It’s become a part of me
I’ve got A-M-D
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we call it A-M-D
We get it from our children, just like insanity
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we want everything for free
That sure as hell means music, we’ve all got A-M-D
Send me mail of some import
But you’d better keep it short
Too many words I lose the train
Concentration’s such a strain
My attention span’s gone AWOL
My patience in full retreat
I’ve got A-M-D
I told my boss I need some space
I trust this won’t affect my raise
Just some time to find myself
A month or three in San Miguel
Don’t know why he’s grumpy
It seems so fair to me
I’ve got A-M-D
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we call it A-M-D
We get it from our children, just like insanity
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we want everything for free
No more morning paper, we’ve all got A-M-D
Now I’m at Walmart every day
Helping people find their way
That’s ‘cause Starbucks told me no
They said I’m cool but just too old
Well, I‘m just like the kid they hired
I got my masters in history
I’ve got A-M-D
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we call it A-M-D
We get it from our children, just like insanity
Acquired Millennial Disorder, we want everything for free
Don’t need no stinking land line, we’ve all got A-M-D
Acquired Millennial Disorder, my burger’s gluten-free,
Just tell me that I’m awesome, ‘cause I’ve got A-M-D